Why is it whenever you hear loud music coming out of a car it's always some complete dork who has the combined intelligence of a kumquat and a pickled egg? Actually we should go one step further and rather than banning the loud stereos, just shoot the bastards who use them. That we we'd clear up a large percentage of crime. There is talk of immigrants causing crime sprees, but we reckon it's these feckless bums who are causing most of the problem.

If we're wrong and it doesn't clear up the problems with society. Oops, oh well, we can't be right all of the time. We're not normally quite so right wing but they really do piss us off. They think they're so bloody wonderful with their stupid little car, over-sized exhaust and boom boom music thumping out of a rolled down window.

Who do these bozos think they are trying to impress? Not us that's for sure! It will only get worse of course. Because be the time they are 60 they'll be practically deaf and instead of listening to their music loud they'll be buying the old speakers from Wembley Stadium which will cause earthquakes!
Keywords: radios, stereos, music, loud